wingnut tribe

topic posted Sat, October 24, 2009 - 7:57 PM by  Josh
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This is a tribe for wingnuts who live at home with their parents well into their late 20's or early 30's, read a lot of comic books, and jerk off to a lot of internet porn and anime.

Prove me wrong? LOL! You can't. It's fact. Res ipsa loquitur.

I was lured in by the intriguing title of the tribe. Seeing that it is exclusively for losers, I'll have to leave you losers to your internet shut in ways.
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  • Re: wingnut tribe

    Sun, October 25, 2009 - 3:17 PM
    You're home! Sweet nonironic use of "LOL", btw. All caps and shit. Rawk~!

    Somewhere around here is a thread on not bruising your genitals, pretty good stuff.
  • Re: wingnut tribe

    Sun, October 25, 2009 - 4:18 PM
    Hmmmm
    Jay is 40, does not live with his parents, does not read comic books and does not jerk off to anything.

    There, proven wrong.

    Really if you're going to paint with stereotypes, use a bigger brush.
    • Re: wingnut tribe

      Mon, October 26, 2009 - 11:11 AM
      Thank you I-Barb .

      One disclaimer-- I am *temporarily* back at my mother's place , since the person I was caregiver of for years (my maternal Grandfather) and who I wish was alive and healthy even if I was 7 feet under , died at a pulmonary hospital .

      I'm now trying to get things in order and get the wherewithal to move to a place on Zack's property , hopefully soon .

      No I don't like the new comic books . The old ones from way back when are good, but i seldom get access to them any more .

      I-Barb can vouch for the following ---and Palma too---I ain't from this era !

      If Jsoh is insinuatin i'm some sort of nerd than he is out in la la land and callin an ardvark a brussel sprout .

      Nerds are NOT borderline computer illiterate and do NOT listen to Pete Seeger and the Weavers .

      Nerds like sex. I HATE sex .
      • Re: wingnut tribe

        Mon, October 26, 2009 - 11:28 AM
        Shut in.
        • Re: wingnut tribe

          Mon, October 26, 2009 - 11:41 AM
          Pinhead.
          • Re: wingnut tribe

            Mon, October 26, 2009 - 12:51 PM
            FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
            • Re: wingnut tribe

              Mon, October 26, 2009 - 4:30 PM
              i'm 45 yEARS OLD and I own my own home free and clear, i do like porn, , my parents are both dead and I can't "live" with them anymore.
              they did however throw away all my judge dredd comics in their collectable little plastic sleaves about 1986
              I am not a wingnut, i'm a coated cement expansion anchor wedge, part time.
              • Re: wingnut tribe

                Mon, October 26, 2009 - 6:20 PM
                Uh-oh.
                • Re: wingnut tribe

                  Wed, October 28, 2009 - 1:24 PM
                  OK, so examine what Mr. Pure said. BY JOVE. Are there mountains around you? Know what a Balrog looks like? Are you a Maiar? Did they Annunaki not have children? Why are the Bene Elohim at Hod, and the Elohim (lower Elohim) at Netzach? Cthonic gods. Earthly. Hell?

                  That's your business, fuckhead.
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                    Re: wingnut tribe

                    Wed, October 28, 2009 - 1:27 PM
                    I'm obviously not talking to Mr. Pure, right? You can process that, correct?

                    Listen, this is the moment to get somewhere. How many times you want to do this? We simply love thrashing the fuck outta people.

                    Who are those people coming down the mountain, I've never seen them before. Gotcha.

                    These Flatlanders are assholes.
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                    Re: wingnut tribe

                    Wed, October 28, 2009 - 1:40 PM
                    Somewhere back there Pure said that he had experienced being a 'god'. No duh.

                    No, not interested. Not at all. And... I don't think I'm the only one.
                    • Re: wingnut tribe

                      Wed, October 28, 2009 - 6:08 PM
                      don't feel bad
                      still dimwits here that would want to believe
                      all the wtc's collaspe were due the 'pancake'
                      depression effect
                      • Re: wingnut tribe

                        Fri, October 30, 2009 - 6:55 AM
                        Really?

                        It must really BURN you that the insiders who caused 911 (LOL!) are getting away with MURDER!

                        And no matter how many hours of each day you devote to cutting and pasting links to your WTC conspiracy websites, still, justice is not served.

                        HA HA!

                        You lose.
                        • Re: wingnut tribe

                          Fri, October 30, 2009 - 8:35 PM
                          pp: justice is not served.
                          HA HA!
                          You lose.

                          yeah, and fuckheads like you and those you serve...win?
                          not a chance; not any
                          more
                          • Re: wingnut tribe

                            Fri, October 30, 2009 - 8:37 PM
                            you little wimp
                            bet you got the fuck beat of you when you were little
                            problem is
                            you never knew how
                            to grow up
                            • Re: wingnut tribe

                              Mon, November 16, 2009 - 5:50 AM
                              You're projecting now.

                              Projections about your own failings and shortcomings fall far from the mark when directed at me.
                          • Re: wingnut tribe

                            Mon, November 16, 2009 - 5:57 AM
                            Actually, some of the culprits are about to go to trial. Justice will be served unless some of you wingnuts get on the jury.

                            Because of our First Amendment, rumor mongers and propagandists like yourself will not be brought to justice, though your endless conspiracy theories border on malice and certainly would be libel if it were not that the targets of your libel are public figures.

                            Only a profoundly ignorant or disturbed person is compelled to believe far out internal conspiracy theories rather than the plain historical and inevitable truth about Radical Islam and its inevitable conflict and showdown with the west. Somehow, you can't grasp that Islamic terrorists would do such a thing, probably because your only grasp of history comes from the conspiracy channel and you are totally ignorant of international politics, foreign cultures, etc.
              • Re: wingnut tribe

                Mon, October 26, 2009 - 7:38 PM
                Inherited your shabby little home from your old folks.

                Can't afford the upkeep.

                Had to sell some of your comic books.

                You can't take in a roommate to help with the bills because you're a total freak.

                That about sums you up.
                • Re: wingnut tribe

                  Mon, October 26, 2009 - 7:55 PM
                  Listen "buddy", you are easily overwhelmed by the blackness within. And I highly doubt you have any blackness. So where's it coming from?


                  Besides, who are you impressing? You're just making an ass of yourself. What the fuck do you care about Pure's living conditions? You know absolutely nothing about him.

                  You know what? I'm not even gonna try to break your chains anymore. Gnaw through your own foot to get out of here. If the brace is locked around your neck, start thinking about a very serious choice.
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                    Re: wingnut tribe

                    Mon, October 26, 2009 - 8:10 PM
                    Dude, it is not hard to find out the facts on anyone.
                    • Re: wingnut tribe

                      Mon, October 26, 2009 - 9:45 PM
                      JOSH ,

                      What are you saying with your life ?

                      [Back in the late 1990's when travelling around Lakeland with Zack and his former girlfreind he met Vermont (Emily) , I use to scream that out of the windows of Zack's car at contemporary looking young people ---young rock and roller types and the like . One time in 1998 , Emily got a grin on her face, cause she knew I was going to ask that out the window at some silly looking broads walking down the sidewalk .]

                      So Josh , if your life could be likened to a billboard, what would that billboard say ?
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                    Re: wingnut tribe

                    Tue, October 27, 2009 - 4:16 PM
                    I did not inherit my house I came to a large city with 75 $ in pocket in about 87 worked in restraunts for many years, saved up 23,000$ as down payment on 57,000 dollar house in 1998, and here in in 2009 i', paid off with 117,000 in the bank, cash, not stocks.
                    My house is considered, well maintained, as I am a painting contractor now with a great understanding off most building and construction skills.I am really scary person, by most peoples standards , by the way i might add , why do you make me want to beat you down ?, internet avatar with a toddlers mindset / you took my toy away in the sandbox mentality
                    I have been homeless for over four week at various times in my youth,
                    I have to work everyday prety much untill jan on about 400,000 dollars worth of projects that generate easily about 50 grand in tax revenue which will be debately spent well.
                    People like me make the world turn.
  • Re: wingnut tribe

    Mon, November 16, 2009 - 1:54 PM
    << This is a tribe for wingnuts who live at home with their parents well into their late 20's or early 30's, read a lot of comic books, and jerk off to a lot of internet porn and anime >>

    I have anecdotal evidence (such as testimony from ex girlfriends and wives of those described above) that this fits is a rather sizable chunk of Gen X males these days. One hears words like "squishy" and "unmanly" used a lot.

    I never DID get the whole "Star Wars" thing...
    • Re: wingnut tribe

      Mon, November 16, 2009 - 4:33 PM
      fuck you you worthless sloths that throw your parents into hell: nursing homes
      i take care of my mom, 93 years old and she lives alone
      sure it takes time and energy and innovativeness
      i check on her every day
      some of you fuckheads do not even have clue...
      where you came from
      and what you are headed for...good luck
      but you will need much more than that
      • Re: wingnut tribe

        Mon, November 16, 2009 - 4:44 PM
        I admire that Roger .

        wish Grandpa hadn't have died this past April . Wish I was getting him his ensure and his wine ---without developing aspirating--- that required corn starch powder added to it .
        • Re: wingnut tribe

          Mon, November 16, 2009 - 6:18 PM
          my grandmother was born in 1874 and died in 1974,
          40 years old or so when planes first start flying?
          live to see folks land on moon?
          pretty major future shock?
          will there be such drastic achievments of mankind in the next hundred years?
          • Re: wingnut tribe

            Mon, November 16, 2009 - 6:21 PM
            " fuck you you worthless sloths"
            Roger man, take a chill pill
            maybe see a phychiatrist?
            or maybe just see a good family doctor?
        • Re: wingnut tribe

          Mon, November 16, 2009 - 6:33 PM
          << Wish I was getting him his ensure and his wine ---without developing aspirating--- that required corn starch powder added to it . >>

          There was an old friend of mine (since deceased) who lived here in LA and his things were VERY weak martinis or a Budweiser he'd nurse for hours. I'd listen to the old fellow's stories while he smoked his three ciggies a day -which NO ONE could convince him not to have- and fetch things for him as his legs were crippled.

          A bunch of us formed a sort of support group for him and I was heartbroken when his relatives (who lived in another town) sent him to the Home. It killed him, of course.

          Good for you, Jason. I can certainly empathize. Why the corn starch?
          • Re: wingnut tribe

            Mon, November 16, 2009 - 6:56 PM
            I painted a lot of apartments at an old folks home manged by the salvation army, many of the folks had died in the units prior to my being caled to paint them, some had no one who ever visited them or family, I would be part of the crew to throw away the last vistages of their
            lives , pictures of grandchildren taped to the walls, various artifacts and personal effects of no worth but sentimental
            It was always sad to see the TRUE end of someones life.
            and sometimes when they had died in the apartment i had to paint, i would say a sort of prayer to whatever god/s might be lsitening, for them, as there were no family to speak of, to do so.
            all our elders
            RIP.........
          • Re: wingnut tribe

            Tue, November 17, 2009 - 8:38 AM
            << Wish I was getting him his ensure and his wine ---without developing aspirating--- that required corn starch powder added to it . >>

            ROCKSTAR POSTED :There was an old friend of mine (since deceased) who lived here in LA and his things were VERY weak martinis or a Budweiser he'd nurse for hours. I'd listen to the old fellow's stories while he smoked his three ciggies a day -which NO ONE could convince him not to have- and fetch things for him as his legs were crippled.

            RESPONSE:His relatives should NOT have put him in a nursing home , if he had a support group of friends to tend to him. I wish cigarettes had never been invented .

            ROCKSTAR POSTED :A bunch of us formed a sort of support group for him and I was heartbroken when his relatives (who lived in another town) sent him to the Home. It killed him, of course.

            RESPONSE: I wish that had not have happened to him. I wish he were still alive and better .

            ROCKSTAR POSTED :Good for you, Jason. I can certainly empathize. Why the corn starch?

            RESPONSE: Apparently, as a result of the emphysema / COPD ---he developed a condition of the throat called aspirating on about late Februrary (or early March) , wherein the tissues separating his esophogus from his windpipe became disturbed to the point wherefore if he drank thin liquids they ran the risk of going down the windpipe and into the lungs---at least a portion would . The powder derived from corn starch and (perhaps other materials) was designed to change the texture of the liquid by forming a solution that was thickened so that it would go down the esophegus into the digestive tract .

            It made the wine taste not as good and I regretted that . I would have liked him to enjoy it as he often did .
            • Re: wingnut tribe

              Tue, November 17, 2009 - 9:04 AM
              << His relatives should NOT have put him in a nursing home >>

              I don't know the full specifics, but I wish they hadn't. Interaction with younger people was the thing he liked best, after telling his old showbiz tales and the Turner Classic Movies channel. Playing bridge with his longtime partners once a week was about all he could stand of his own generation! He *was* beginning to slip away, however razor-sharp his mind remained, and the amount of meds he had to consume every day was staggering.

              << RESPONSE: I wish that had not have happened to him. I wish he were still alive and better >>

              That touches me more than you know. Thank you, Jason. I do too. Well, I *am* a writer and will one day try to make him live on the page in some way.

              << I wish cigarettes had never been invented . >>

              Amen to that!
              • Re: wingnut tribe

                Tue, November 17, 2009 - 9:11 AM
                <<Well, I *am* a writer and will one day try to make him live on the page in some way.>>

                Well, right here is a good start!
                • Re: wingnut tribe

                  Tue, November 17, 2009 - 9:16 AM
                  I had a grandfather who ended up in a nursing home, but it was because he needed constant supervision, medical equipment, and a few strong sets of arms, all of which could not be provided at his own home.

                  He had Alzheimers, and it was very hard keeping his car and his power tools - with which he was doing some serious vandalism - from him. He also drank and smoked throughout the day, and would wander into traffic unwatched.

                  I felt real bad for him when they put him in the home, because they did take away his booze and cigarettes and circumcised him (easier to clean, they said - I think that's illegal though). I'm surprised that alone didn't kill him.

                  He would still get in trouble though, by wheeling his wheelchair outside in the snow and then waving to the other folks in the rest home from the picture window outside...
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                    Re: wingnut tribe

                    Tue, November 17, 2009 - 3:20 PM
                    the golden years...gone
                    sour
                    these were the very people that built this great country and defended it
                    so that we could live 1000x times better
                    till now
                    • Re: wingnut tribe

                      Tue, November 17, 2009 - 3:45 PM
                      I love Porn and Comics.

                      all other accusations are non~Applicable.

                      and what are you into that's so fucking big and important Josh?

                      Live in a penthouse reading Congressional reports all day long? threaten to evict your mother if she's late with the rent again? got any big ideas that will save us from this Banal world? We're all listening. got anything to put on the table? or did you just come in here because we'd be easy targets to rag on, thereby artificially inflating your ego?

                      Well? make it good.
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                        Re: wingnut tribe

                        Tue, November 24, 2009 - 3:13 AM
                        Josh looks like he has a ghost-writer. He's writing too well lately.
                        • Re: wingnut tribe

                          Tue, November 24, 2009 - 8:30 AM
                          you must be kidding?
                          that fucking idiot could not write his way out of a paper
                          bag
                          but the idiot does have handlers, like others
                          who do the writing
                          big cunts they are
                          no offense to the female
                          bracket
                          only to the little boys who wear...
                          skirts
                          and run and hide
                          beneath
                          • Re: wingnut tribe

                            Tue, November 24, 2009 - 12:56 PM
                            josukoc? you still here?
                            thought you leaving
                            go put on that skirt and hide in the corner
                            where you
                            belong
              • Re: wingnut tribe

                Tue, November 17, 2009 - 5:54 PM
                Re: wingnut tribeToday, 9:04 AM
                << His relatives should NOT have put him in a nursing home >>

                ROCKSTAR POSTED :I don't know the full specifics, but I wish they hadn't. Interaction with younger people was the thing he liked best, after telling his old showbiz tales and the Turner Classic Movies channel. Playing bridge with his longtime partners once a week was about all he could stand of his own generation! He *was* beginning to slip away, however razor-sharp his mind remained, and the amount of meds he had to consume every day was staggering.

                RESPONSE: Sounds like his eyes had seen a lot of interesting sights ....


                << RESPONSE: I wish that had not have happened to him. I wish he were still alive and better >>

                ROCKSTAR POSTED :That touches me more than you know. Thank you, Jason. I do too. Well, I *am* a writer and will one day try to make him live on the page in some way.

                RESPONSE: No problem brother. I wish death had never been manifest to any person .

                Yes, with writing and perhaps some photos of him and the room(s) in which he lived and favorite things you can pass on the memory of him to others. I'd like to go back to the old house on Clearview Ave., where Grandpa and I lived, and go into the old toolhouse with the wood boards on the outside and wood beams and rafters on the inside... we called the Barn and take some photos. I have some photos of him and hopefully I could find some cassette tapes amidst the numerous boxes of tapes and other items, that might have his voice , for it is important for people to hear what his voice sounded like .

                << I wish cigarettes had never been invented . >>

                ROCKSTAR POSTED :Amen to that!

                RESPONSE: Yes, indeed . Cigarettes are nasty . Pipes and cigars are more aromatic and seldom cause problems, since one doesn't inhale as much. I'm referring to tobacco pipes that is .
                • Re: wingnut tribe

                  Mon, November 23, 2009 - 3:51 AM
                  yo aint go no job.

                  scrub
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                    Re: wingnut tribe

                    Mon, November 23, 2009 - 12:44 PM
                    WORK is getting hard to come by
                    years ago 600 people were lined up at a walmart for 22 non union jobs
                    was outside of chicago, in a suburb
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          Re: wingnut tribe

          Tue, November 24, 2009 - 3:11 AM
          They tend to get weak epiglotti. Can't swallow all that well. Give the wine intravenously, I would. Trackmarks.
  • Re: wingnut tribe

    Tue, November 24, 2009 - 4:08 PM
    Josh
    <<<...and jerk off to a lot of internet porn and anime.>>>

    If you turn your hand around backwards it feels like someone else doing it...

    Put your thumb over the top in the traditional position and you can pretend that you've hit bottom....

    Experiment:
    While blindfolded, have your girl wet one finger in her moist cunt and another finger in your precum, then touch each one to your tongue and see if you can taste the difference....Ha!Ha! Bet you cant...
  • Re: wingnut tribe

    Tue, December 1, 2009 - 11:46 AM
    BTW Josh
    <<<Prove me wrong? LOL! You can't. It's fact. Res ipsa loquitur.>>>

    Ignorantia judicis est calamitas innocentis.
    (The ignorance of the judge is the misforture of the
    innocent.)

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